Just got a piece of mail from a local dentist, inviting me to try his new services. It says he has been here for the past 30 years and then goes on to list all of the benefits I can take advantage of:
hey Dr, can you pop this Phish DVD in and come back in 3 hours?
Not sure I need a new dentist, but sounds like a fun place to go unwind on a Thursday night.
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