H just asked my advice on the format of her resume. I gave her my opinion and then promptly reminder her that I have been “working from the home office” for 3 months, myself. Perhaps she should seek some other counsel on the matter.
Seems akin to my friend asking my opinion on who to start for his fantasy football team.
friend: Would you use Beanie Wells or Austin Collie this week?
me: You do know that my team has a 1-11 record this season? Whatever I say, I suggest you do the exact opposite.

My name is George. I am bald, I am unemployed and I live with my parents