We have created a character based on my morning suburban dog walking garb. Dubbed the Magical Christmas Elf, she muddles through in her LLBean boots, colorful flannel pants, and massive headgear. Exhausted and cranky, she is always accompanied by her merry band of magical four legged creatures and wanders the streets of Long Island with a giant bag of poo. So you best be on your best behavior or you just might end of with a sack of shit on your doorstep next Christmas, courtesy of this mystical figure.
Good luck in catching a glimpse this season!
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