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Did you expect The Home Office to appreciate someone nicknamed The Boss?

W’s parents weren’t able to use their Bruce Springsteen* tickets for this past Saturday, so they gave them to us.

I was hesitant to take them for several reasons, including:

  • I don’t really know any Springsteen songs, except for the famous ones.  And by famous, I mean it has to be mainstream famous.  W looked at me with disgust and disbelief when I told him I didn’t know what song was “Thunder Road”.  He didn’t believe me, assuming I knew the song, but not the name. But then he pointed it out to me when it came on the radio, and I swear, it did not ring any bells. When a Springsteen song comes on the radio, it’s kinda like white noise to me and I don’t absorb it. Kinda like when sports radio is on, then W comes back into the car after filling up gas and asks me “who just scored?”  Uh… there’s a game on?
  • Even the songs I DO know, I only know the chorus.  And as I found out at the show, I didn’t really know those, e.g., I knew the “… born to run!” part, but didn’t know what people were saying when they pumped their hands in the air (“Tramps like us!”, I found out later)
  • I feel really bad taking hard-to-get tickets for something I know others are so passionate about.  Just knowing there are people who would DIE to go to the show, and here I am, a less-than-interested participant who’d like to be catching up on “So you think you can Dance”  instead makes me feel guilty. It stems from working  to get tickets so aggressively WAY back when the Mets were in World Series contention.  I worked a random connection to get tix for W, but every game ticket was a nail biting crap shoot.  And then there was a coworker who wasn’t even a Met fan getting plum tickets to every game because her dad had corporate seats.  Really really f’n annoying.
  • As a general rule, I don’t like concerts.**  I lose interest extremely quickly.  The exception to this is Billy Joel, who I could see every day for a month and still show up enthusiastically.  And I did have an amazingly fun time at a Bon Jovi concert at Giants Stadium a couple years ago.  But Billy Joel has yet to make a song I don’t like, and singing “Living on a Prayer” with a stadium full of people while gorgeous Bon Jovi is flashing those pearly whites after hours of tailgating is just something special.  He’s like a fine wine, that guy.

I didn’t see the actual tickets until after we were inside the turnstile. And then I had a minor heart attack when I saw the face value. It was a strategic move on W’s part, as I would have scalped those suckers so fast and got me some sushi and Blue Ribbon bread pudding.

I think it’s funny to play “guess who twittered what” on our Twitter feed from the concert:

@dahomeoffice Bruce I don’t care about Elvis costello unless he’s singig Veronica where’s Billy?11:38 PM Nov 7th from Echofon

@dahomeoffice love glory days, hate that it was dedicated to yanks 10:41 PM Nov 7th from mobile web

@dahomeoffice This guy needs to take a page from Billy Joel and play songs I like 10:30 PM Nov 7th from Echofon

@dahomeoffice 1 hour 15 into show and I know 2 songs so far 9:46 PM Nov 7th from Echofon

@dahomeoffice Help! stuck @ Bruce Springsteen concert! If you’re one of people w joints in section 339 I’m in seat L2 please help 9:33 PM Nov 7th from Echofon

@dahomeoffice Springsteen at msg. Good old fashioned rock and roll9:27 PM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry

@dahomeoffice Hoping W scalps these springsteen tix instead of having me sit in MSG for 5 hrs OR hoping billy joel makes surprise visit7:06 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck

As a special treat Bruce has been playing one album, in its entirety!, at each of his concerts this tour.  To further grab me into the show, Bruce announced that for our show he’d be playing one of his early albums that “didn’t sell well.”  DIDN’T SELL WELL!!  bruce #1 fan

Bruce singing from an album that “didn’t sell well” did not stop this guy from knowing all the words and having best night of his life.  He was high fiving everyone with each new song!

In summary:

  • it was nice to be in such a high energy environment with happy people
  • Bruce looks GREAT
  • BUT playing a weak album was long and boring
  • not to sound like a fogey, but it was really loud, which took emotion out of songs like “The Rising,” which I think he should have taken it down a notch for. I saw him singing it on “Storytellers” and I got weepy.  Take a cue from Billy Joel, whose live, slow, quiet “Innocent Man” makes everyone cry like a baby!
  • the 10 minute final song with Elvis Costello would not end, even though the crowd really stopped getting into it
  • I don’t think a guy like Bruce should have his final song be a non-original song, forget about sharing it with another star.  That’s second-to-last song fodder.  Take a cue from The Great Bon Jovi, who has you worried until the last moment that he’s not going to sing “Living on a Prayer”… then boy, does that place go nuts!
  • Don’t end a concert at which you charge $115 for a cheap seat with saying, “We’ll be here tomorrow night!”   To me that was implying that tonight was just one show, he’ll continue with stuff tomorrow, hope you don’t miss it.  You don’t want to leave an expensive, sold out show thinking you’re going to miss out on the next night. That really rubbed me the wrong way.

Glenn Close shares my sentiment… here she is captured at the very same Bruce Springsteen concert via TMZ.com under the title “Glenn Close… Born to Nap”

* If you need any more supporting material to underscore my incompetence and general musical ignorance, when updating Twitter I had at first written “Bruce Springstein” – then W informed me that he was not a good New Jersey Jew.

**  My and W’s first date was actually a Def Leppard/ Bryan Adams concert in Coney Island.  That was a whole lotta fun too because of  1) how funny it is to be going to a Def Leppard/ Bryan Adams concert; and 2) Wow, Bryan Adams has more hits than you realize!  Unfortunately, this successful first date led poor W to believe I liked concerts, which led to a string of date misfires.  I even once went on a long tirade about how I hate Dave Matthews after driving past the venue.  I went into detail about how excruciating a Dave Matthews concert is to me, citing specific examples that I ranked up with some of the worst nights of my 20s.  And then poor W had to follow up with, “oh… well… actually… I have tickets for the show this weekend for us.”  Poor guy.

Wow, I’m a pain in the ass, aren’t I.

Excuse me, does this come in Mets?

At the LI outlets today.

Mets whine

I figured today, during W’s mourning of the Yankees winning the World Series, was a good time to post this. We first stumbled upon Major League Baseball wine last year.*    Just last Friday we passed a display again, and W said… wait for it….

Mets wine/ whine

After he said that I just looked at him and said, “Bada-bum” and we carried on our way.

You know, just now I realized that the wine store is promoting the Yankees’ wine, but there are mostly the Mets’ wines left.  Yes, you see correctly, that’s CaberReyes and Schneider Schardonnay.

* It’s for charity, though it should really subsidize the cost of beer at a stadium

Tuesday Hot Topic: the Brownstone commune?

Seems the boyfriend of one of our upstairs neighbors has moved in. We’ve heard activity upstairs during the day, for the past week and a half, and attributed it solely to the move and reorganization of the apartment.

Between all of the Moms and jobless, weekday Brooklyn looks like midtown Manhattan at 5PM.

This morning both H and I determined that either R works from home, is independently wealthy or is  without gainful employment.

Nonetheless, the good neighbors we are – we are thinking of offering R an internship at the home office. We noticed him doing his part this AM, sweeping away leaves in front of our building (perhaps our older neighbor also subtly commented to him about how quickly the leaves pile up?), so we think he can be a quick contributor. I suggested that we ask him to walk the dogs this morning, in exchange for a breakfast plate of Swedish pancakes and a hot cup of coffee. Coincidentally, this was the deal that H struck with me. Stay tuned…

our very own park slope kibbutz?

PS. Not sure how this will go over. So far we have yet to have much of a social relationship with our building mates. Why wouldn’t we hang out? They seem cool and roughly our age; although socially awkward at times, we are not that offensive; we have a backyard, bbq and plenty of beer. hmm.

More to come as we refine our recruitment strategy…

H UPDATE They’ve been suspiciously more wary of us since that late-night, wine-fueled fight we had during which I threw a 5 lb sack of onions at your head at 2:30 am.  Also, your Tim Gunn impression might carry through the brownstone.  Oh, and when my friends are over, they aren’t exactly politically correct or quiet.   A few guesses.

Independent H

While W is at a Knick game avoiding the Yankees with other Mets fans, I get to eat whatever I want:

dinner

Cottage cheese, tricuits, cheddar cheese, sweet potato fries and ketchup, not necessarily in that order

Wow, is it nice just digging through the fridge and eating what you find.  Simpler times (and less expensive, i think i spent $25 a week on groceries. Oh wait, AND I was 20 pounds lighter.  Crap!)

Hall-(& Oates)-oween

Back in August we attended a free Hall & Oates concert in Coney Island.  It was nothing short of amazing fun.  At one point I looked over at W and our friend J, gleefully clapping in unison to “Private Eyes”*, and I said…. “I think we just found your Halloween costume.”

A few months later:

hall & oates

Maneaters!

*I have great video of us singing along at the concert, but a social media ban was placed on the footage.  As soon as i figure out how to put a bar over eyes in video, I will post

Inadvertant hot topic

In the  twitter feed I just mentioned how “Jeff Dunham and the Peanut” was randomly referenced by W at the home office. I had no idea what he was talking about, and he pulled up a clip on You Tube of Jeff Dunham and his apparently popular 80’s ventriloquist act to show me. AS I WRITE, we are just now watching this week’s 30 Rock for the first time, in which Jeff Dunham not only appears, but his new show is heavily promoted.  We are freaking out about the coincidence. However, the tv is on a fair amount of time at the home office, so it’s possible Jeff Dunham was in W’s subconscious. BUT, W is also incredibly gifted at referencing random Seinfeld characters/ American Idol contestants (Camille Valasco, anyone?*)/ kids from Elementary School, etc on a daily basis.

Very weird

W knows the name “Camille Velasco.” And we wonder why we have trouble learning new things.

* I just asked W, “quick, off of the top of your head, name me a random Americal Idol contestant” and that’s what he came up with in .02 seconds

Sully* the jack o lantern

Winning design

“The Wink” with a side of disorientation. BOO!

* I wanted to name him Sully. W wanted to name him O’Malley.  Neither of us know why we determined he needs to be Irish

UPDATE: I was worried that one of the skateboarding punks was going to steal Sully.  But then I got disappointed that he wasn’t taken, because I had some great ideas for the “Missing” posters I was going to post around the neighborhood.

Jack O Lantern sketches. I’m worried about time!*

Sketches for this year’s Jack O Lantern

pumpkin sketch 1

H’s sketches

pumpkin sketch 2

W’s picks. He has yet to explain how “Scream version” and “Can’t believe my eyes!” would be executed, except to say, “It will require some engineering and artistry, but it can be done.”

I do need to acknowledge that my “Wink” design, which is the front-runner in our limited survey, was inspired by W’s original “The Wink.”  He said he’s OK with being credited with the idea and using my execution.

GET THE EXACTO, IT’S JACK O LANTERN TIME!

Make it work!* You know W, he can’t turn down a good Project Runway reference/ reenactment

Definition

If by “go to the gym for cardio kickbox” you mean “hang out in a coffee shop in Ft. Greene with Jill”, then yes, I went to cardio kickbox.